Wizzytinkle, the Garden Gnome
Destroys the resale value of entire neighborhoods in seconds.
Margo had four simultaneous heart-attacks when that Canadian family moved in. She won't survive this.
Wizzytinkle, the Garden Gnome held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, June 30, 2009 to Thursday, July 02, 2009, heartily vanquishing Margo Hirsch, Neighborhood Association President to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Grill Mark.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator John Martz.
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
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The Remainder
Plays dead until the barrage is over then strikes! Division's dirty leftovers are back from the dead and X = pain in this equation.