Combustecles held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, July 14, 2009 to Wednesday, July 15, 2009, heartily vanquishing Antique King to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Sigmas.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Prepare reputation for besmirching It's downright trustworthy of The Governer to believe that those pictures of him and his secretary he watched burn were the only copies. Too bad the voters won't see it that way.