The Sigmas

The Sigmas

Disarming the relevance of anything Greek

The Ancient Greeks had toga parties too but they just called them parties.

The Sigmas held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, July 15, 2009 to Tuesday, July 21, 2009, heartily vanquishing Combustecles to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Party Animal.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. love the bone in the puke and the dave matthews T

    davematthewsfan | [ a ]

  2. Love the comment!

    Trunk | [ a ]

  3. Hahaha - I agree - Sutter, that may be the best Additional Note EVER.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  4. Switching Bombs to Bongs with the ease of any 7 year college student.

    DanOhh | [ a ]

  5. Hmm.. Who's going to take them out? Dean Crustworth?

    Vercalos | [ a ]

  6. The smiling thumbs-up whilst puking = Genius

    the killer dynamo | [ a ]

  7. this is so funny

    i have nothing clever to add.

    McFarl | [ a ]

  8. Vercalos: Let's leave the heroes to the real heroes, Kevin & Sutter. They've already expressed how challenging it is to stay fresh and clever this late in the game. I wouldn't want to inadvertently rob them of an original illustration. My 2¢.

    adam | [ a ]

  9. Bless your heart, Adam ;)

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  10. A classic! So far-fetched and yet so perfectly to the point! This is the type of thing I come to this site for!

    Aron  | [ a ]

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