Artist Son

Artist Son

Every Fathers worst nightmare.

"You're wasting your life, son!" "No, dad, I'm wasting YOU!" (Stabs with paint brush)

Artist Son held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, August 24, 2009 to Thursday, August 27, 2009, heartily vanquishing Father Nature to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Living Expenses.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I'm curious what color all those "paint" splats are... I hope this isn't a repressed memory coming out in the form of a clever cartoon.

    B-Guy | [ a ]

  2. All those spankings Father Nature gave created a monster.
    B-GUY I'm positive every Artist Son has had that conversation with their parents. Just not so stabby.

    Belegurth | [ a ]

  3. I still remember the last words my father told me as he kicked me out of his basement, "Son, nothing good will happen becoming an artist and you'll spend the rest of your days Photoshoping out a-holes and covering up naked old men!" (sniff) It still hurts.

    DanOhh | [ a ]

  4. Love the squinty eye.

    Gerren | [ a ]

  5. hahaha, is that you, sutter?

    andi | [ a ]

  6. I see a family that is in complete turmoil and has no idea of what to do. Mother is mostly gentle, but she must've lost it over her hubby constantly arguing with her back in '86, because a lake erupted in Africa--. Then we have the 17 year old son, who is wonderful in his work but lost it 2 weeks ago when he assaulted his father. Is Mother Nature At fault? No. The Artist Son? No way! Father Nature is the one at fault because he is too heavy handed.

    LookB4Leaping | [ a ]

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