Step Dad held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, September 14, 2009 to Thursday, September 17, 2009, heartily vanquishing Joyless Stick to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Prince Charming.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Ruins the credibility of the most powerful entertainers. That picture of Ztainlezz Zteel roller-skating in wacky suspenders really hurt his street rep.