Be He Moth held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, November 03, 2009 to Thursday, November 05, 2009, heartily vanquishing Doc Docile to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Motivational Speaker.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Bashes Bulls. *boop* "This is the 6:30 westbound... in a couple minutes the dining car will be serving hamburgers, meatballs, steaks, and a side of hooves."