Motivational Speaker held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, November 05, 2009 to Monday, November 09, 2009, heartily vanquishing Be He Moth to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of COaxe Slinger.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Destroys hourglass figures. Time will probably move a lot faster as Hourglass turns into more of a Cylinder or Spheroid of Hate.