Christmas Eve

Christmas Eve

Puts little boys to bed early.

It's okay. At least now God can do his laundry.

Christmas Eve held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, December 03, 2009 to Monday, December 07, 2009, heartily vanquishing The Little Dryer Boy to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Wassailant.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Wow. That is one creepy Stepford Wife, Kevin.

    Matt | [ a ]

  2. I'll be honest. I'm a little turned on by Christmas Eve. Can we arrange a meeting?

    herrimanjoe | [ a ]

  3. She looks like someone who can kick you to sleep should the poisons fails. :)

    henry | [ a ]

  4. HerrimanJoe, you're not the only one. If we're being totally honest, I'm more than just a little turned on; I'd really like to get a piece of that.

    Ometiklon | [ a ]

  5. You people are weird..

    And coming from me, that's saying something

    Vercalos | [ a ]

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