Wassailant

Wassailant

Her delightful caroling forces people to open their doors to their doom.

The worst part is that she forces you to sing along with her as she's beating you!

Wassailant held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, December 07, 2009 to Thursday, December 10, 2009, heartily vanquishing Christmas Eve to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Silent Knight.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. *Insert Palin Joke*

    Alaskan Assassin | [ a ]

  2. The punning is brilliant! You guys are turning it up for the holidays.

    nightfly | [ a ]

  3. God rest ye merry gentlemen *CRACK!* Ow!!

    Why do you keep hitting me?*CRACK!*
    "Sing!"
    Let nothing you dismay*CRACK!*
    Dammit I'm singing! Stop with the club!

    Vercalos | [ a ]

  4. Now bring us some figgy pudding, now bring us some figgy pudding,
    Now bring us some figgy pudding and bring it right here.

    We won't go until we get some, we son't go until we get some.
    We won't go until we get some, so bring it right here.

    Adam Bond | [ a ]

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