The Straightener
Straightens all things crooked
When he writes he straightens all his S's. Ever been to Millillippi?
The Straightener held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, February 01, 2010 to Thursday, February 04, 2010, heartily vanquishing Stage Hook to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Gordian Nazi.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
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Terrorizes the citizens of his town when they fall asleep. Somehow he keeps getting re-elected.